Welcome and shit!

Aight hookahs. I'm in the transitional stage of my morph from stalker to blogger, so bear the fuck with me. I want to extend a hearty welcome and several leg humps to my lovelies who have pushed me to do this thang, and to all who hopefully will take a peek into my freak show. I'll start off with some light material...the Fuck word. It is by far and large my favorite and possibly most frequently spoken word, with the exception of  "it, and, is and other words that could just as easily be replaced by my beloved F-bomb.
I think of my Fuck words in much the same way that the Smurfs use the word "Smurf".
That Smurf just smurfed my smurf, so I told her to go smurf herself.
Ya feel me?
So....
In honor of my first real post, I leave you with this vid.
Tell me what the fuck you think.

It really hurts the first time. Ungh.

Here I goes.......

Let's take some E.

You know you want to.