So. I'm under a bit of construction...ish.
No. You don't. Because as I've discovered, you can think outside of the box and be edgy and go against the grain...but only enough to make yourself look cool. As seen on MTV. Anything beyond that is just weird and you should be outcast and shunned and looked upon as a motherfucking evil leper. Take note.
Don't bother ACTUALLY being different than the flock. Going against the status quo takes way too much fucking work, and let's face it...rarely pays off. It's much safer to duck your head and fly under the radar. Oh, and you can't trust anyone either. People are liars and they typically only look out for only themselves. It's true. Trust me. I have no fucking clue what the mutherfuck I'm doing folks.
I know I'm changing. That's about it. I meant for this post to be a teaser and sort of introduction to the new E, but then I kinda lost my mind a bit. It happens. Alot. I go to 11.
I'll be back in a day or so to tell you why I'm like a toilet. Stay tuned for that bowl of awesomesauce!
Stay piratey, hookers.