Let's listen to some music, shall we?
Scroll to this. I command you.
I totally love free hugs under bridges.
WHAT UP SLUUUUUUTS!!!
Oh holeeee hale it seems like I've been gone for fucking evuh! Golly gee whiz I sure have missed all you sweet little snatchypoos...you really mean alot to me. Truth. I've had an INTENSE life lately, and I'm ready to have some fucking laughs. How bout y'all??
This is my fucking life.
Looks cuddly right??? It's fucking not.
I wanna give a great big face hump to all my new
*waves to Raitz* It's all good in my hood. Do it. I dare you.
Avoid brown shoes. They are the Debil.
So I just need to fucking have a drink, a smoke (filterless cigarette anyone?) and a few laughs...ya know, lighten the fuck up. Dig?
Sweet...I have a 50/50 chance at immortality!!! Suck it non-smokers.
Just don't light up around Russian bears...they fuck your shit up.
I'm the one on the right.
Don't follow this dude out to the parking lot...just...don't.
There's not alot of substance here...I just wanted to make myself giggle. Mission accomplished.
One more thing before I go....
Hahahahaaaaaa....you got the gheyt!!!!
Relax, life is too fucking short...
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings
Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle
Love and laughs.
xoxo
E
Um did were we on the same wavelength tonight or what? Except yours is funnier ;)
ReplyDeleteOMG...Richard Simmons was at the hotel I work at last week...I missed him by 1 hour. He even came in his typical get-up...ran around our lobby like the fucking fantastic fairy boy that he is! So bummed!
Great post...kick ass song!
xo J
PS PMSL at the Twiligh poster. Fucking Fantastic...just sayin'...and kinda jealous I didn't find it first...for my similar post.
ReplyDeletexo J
I've enjoyed every single one of this, but the Russian bear tops it off. That is fucking hilarious - even if I don't know what is says. I must go check out those FAIL photos. They always make me do a facepalm. Speaking of which, I didn't even notice at first the bicycle dude, lmao.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back E, you were seriously missed.
LMAO- just to make you laugh more: one year, not long ago, I dressed as Richard Simmons for Halloween. You read that right.
ReplyDeleteNice post, E!! Needed!!
honey, you are hilarious! this made me laugh so hard i was crying. thank you. i needed that. xD
ReplyDeleteOMG! That guy smashing his face on the pole is cracking me UP!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh shit-I don't know why I was so amused by the Brown Shoes..forget the faceplant into the pole.
ReplyDeleteSo the rabbit gets spanked but just keeps on puffin..looks like he didn't actually start the fire till the Bear bent him over..go figure
And this fucknut with the Tshirt? What kind of grammar is that? So he's implying Dracula is a clan or something? WTF? Apparently the short bus made a dropoff at Comic-Con...and he probably thought his shirt was the shit ahahaha
I'm thinkin the rapist coulda raised the bar a little & at least gone for RPattz naked or somethin..Twilight Autographs..Bootleg Eclipse..I dunno-something people actually give a shit about.
So E-how badly would you have groped The Precious if you were picked on Ellen?
@VWL- *grabs chin in left hand...places right hand on back of neck...pulls face close and gives a big wet likery kiss on the cheek* MWWWWWAAAAHHHH!!!!!
ReplyDeletethank you. you just made my wife laugh so hard she was crying. thank you for bringing joy into our home. and thank you for getting E. :)
Fuck me sleeping...this is why I love and miss you all. Big fat sloppy kisses.
ReplyDeleteI'mma go to sleep now!
((squeezes))
E
I loved Richard Simmons. I do totally have the gheyt now ...thanks.
ReplyDeleteYou two were up so effing late last night.
Dorks.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! I needed a really good chuckle as RL sucks and everyone is going all crazy on Twitter and such.
ReplyDeleteHA! This was great because I quit smoking last week and I really need to laugh instead of wanting to break everything within reach. I especially love the last picture. I'm going to have to send that to all the homophobes I know.
ReplyDeleteTHANKS E!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!!
ReplyDelete(waves back - MWAH!!!!!)
xoxoxoxo
You funcking make me LAUGH OUT LOUD and reverse snort SOBElifewater through my nose.. NICE!
ReplyDeleteYou are WIN in so many ways!
Keep smiling bb!
Makes 'em wonder what yer up to :)
XOXO
Kelly
Sorry-just an afterthought...what kind of forest do you suppose those 2 wildlife creatures are fornicating-erm..standing in? I'm perturbed by the seemingly sawed-off cow hump they're standing on.
ReplyDeleteAlso, WTF is that at the end of Smokey's belt/whip? Does he have Jacob's charm on it? That's just precious..givin props to a fiercer creature than himself..Kudos horny S&M bear!!