Tuesday, May 11, 2010

It's prezzie time on the Blog Train!




My gift to Rob





I gotta admit, I'm not the best gift giver. I'm usually too self absorbed to notice what anyone else's likes, dislikes, or interests are...plus I try to shop for presents for other people and just end up coming home with a bunch of new shit for myself. Whatever.

Aaaaanywhore....what do you get for the dude who can have anyone anything he wants at the asking???
The answer is that I have no fucking clue, so I resorted to my sense of humor.




True facts.





I guess I'm not total FAIL. I know you like some stuff. Unfortunately, it's the same stuff everybody else knows you like. Like Hot Pockets and Heineken.





Yeah, none for me thanks.





How about a crate of the American equivalent of your favorite breakfast cereal?



You likey the cinnamon toast crunch no??






Of course, you may be more in the mood for a home cooked meal of spaghetti and Kobe meatballs.






I make a mean meatball. No joke here.





Not hungry? Maybe I can offer something to quench your thirst instead...








All you can drink, and a vaycay to boot!!




Of course I'm there too...duh.




This is us at the end of the night.







Of course we all know about the love for beanies and Stoli.




Hobo love will never die.






Perhaps one of these will tickle your happy trail fancy?








You are supah...shall I fetch you a cape?









How about a retreat at the Stoli Hotel? Avec moi...bien sur.








Ok ok. Kidding aside. I think I have something that you may actually LIKE...







"No shit? Let's hear it!"






Drumroll please.......












Front row seats to Van fucking Morrison!!!!!








"That's what the fuck I'm talkin' about."





I thought you'd like that. At least I hoped it would help me score in your book. So, now you know what you're getting from me, but I gottsa be real honest and say it's still not my number one pick of gifts for you.





Sometimes I hate the postal service.






Here's to getting prezzies!!! Even if you don't like any of them, they're still fun to open.

xoxo
Posted by smartEpantz at 6:30:00 PM

16 comments:

  1. Twired JenMay 11, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Awesome! AND you did pay close attention...
    He'd LOVE front row tix to Van Morrison, as would I..so I'm going, with him...Deal with it.
    xo J

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  2. RaitzMay 11, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    Superman beanie!!!!! I've no IDEA why I laughed the most at that one! Maybe I can just more easily imagine him cruising around here in the winter... Super Robward!

    He would LOVE all these presents!!!!

    xoxo

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  3. rpfangirljrMay 11, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    Finally able to comment!

    I love the idea of the Superman Beanie. (I have a pic of Rob in the Superman suit!)

    You know, of all your creative gifts, I have to say I about peed my pants reading that pic about the mailman making you get of of the mailbox. LMAO!!!

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  4. JeanetteMay 11, 2010 at 8:20 PM

    I love the superman beanie. He would totes rock it too

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  5. TongueTwiedMay 11, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    Oh sEp--your sense of humor would so complete him! That was just hysterical. I'm still laughing. I love that picture with the coke can and yes he's supah and needs that hat.

    So what when Van Morrison is singing, "Have a I told you lately" you'll make your move on Rob? It would probably work too, genius biotch!

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  6. Honolulu Girl-SuzMay 11, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    Your hot pocket picture burned a hole in my stomach. LOL!!

    I love your ending pic of Rob and his quote!

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  7. AnonymousMay 11, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    I want my birthday at your house...

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  8. Trixie and TessMay 11, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    I love the list of prezzies and the pics to go with...the Heineken ones are seriously clever. I think Rob would go for those ideas. However, the front row seats to Morrison top the cake!

    Tess

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  9. smartEpantzMay 11, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    @Jen ~ Pffffft. Like hell you go with him! What was that you said earlier...? Oh yah, MY BLOG...MY FUCKING RULES!!! Well, you didn't say fuck, but I did. I'm still me, after all. ;) xo

    @HG ~ the hubs about busted a gasket over the hot pocket pic...I was flattered, even though I didn't make it!

    @Mrs.P ~ I'll make you a special cake. ;) It totally won't have mind altering substances in it or anything. Not at all. Totes a good, safe cake! *thumbs up*

    @All ~ I'm so gald you're here!!! (((SQUEEZES)))

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  10. TigerlilyRoseMay 11, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    LMAO...Great gifts one and all! And I love Never Think, it is my favorite Rob song....and I love them all.

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  11. Nessa LomivaMay 12, 2010 at 1:25 AM

    Hahaha, I fucking luuuuuuurve that postal pic. LMAO.

    Actually, I think you came up with pretty good presents, considering it really is nearly impossible to shop for the man who can have anything.

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  12. Cake That NikkiMay 12, 2010 at 4:04 AM

    I'd be pretty fucking happy with those pressies :)

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  13. BeckyMay 12, 2010 at 4:29 AM

    Fab post! I always wondered what a hot pocket was, lol. ewww! thats all i have to say.

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  14. KellyMay 12, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    I think he would love all of your gifts.. and he'd probably say.. "to hell with the postman... get yer ass back in the mail box!" But I'm just guessing on that one :)
    XOXO
    Kelly

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  15. AnonymousMay 12, 2010 at 9:24 AM

    but I am a pussy...

    Well it's funny we both have the same picture. This only tells we both are pervs...

    Loved the post hon. I want a room in the Stoli hotel!

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  16. 17foreverlisaMay 13, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    Hobo love will never die. That should be our anthem!!

    Very clever thinkig of front row seats to Van Morrison.

    And why does he have to look so fucking hot smoking? Gah!

    Lisa

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