It's Your Birfday! Anything goes on the Blog Train today!!!
How's it feel to be the big 24???
"Fucking fangirrls won't leave me alone!"
I know...you probably can't get a moment's peace. So I won't bug you today. I'll just take a moment to say I hope your day was filled with lots of good prezzies and maybe a nap. I always like a good nap. And cake. I like cake.
How was your cake?
Nom nom nom.
Anyway....Guess what? I'ts not just your Birthday today, it's also the day that a certain special someone in my life was born. I must pay a special tribute because if it wasn't for her, I never would have fallen in love with you.
"What do you mean you never would have fallen for me?"
I won't sully my brain with such nonsense...
She was the one who first
force fed loaned me these books...ya know, the ones about the sparkly vampires? I blame her, and her alone for the crazy as fuck spiral that my life has taken. You know her as The Pusher.
Me and the Pusher
Happy fucking birthday
life ruiner my dear sweet friend!
This is all your fault!!!
I won't take up anymore of your special day. I just wanted to take a mo to tell you BOTH how fuckawesome you are, and my life is better with you in it!!!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!
Now go drink your faces off.
Follow The Train!