Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A super secret Birthday poem for Rob! Ride this train...

E's Personal Birthday Message to Rob...

That's right. It's personal yo. As in just between Rob and I. So deal.'s train is bringing you a bevy of cards, poems, and all around warm fuzzies. Which means of course that I have to resort to my old standby to get your attention...being a smartass. Which is cool, cuz being a smartass comes naturally to me.

"Uhm, tell me something new."

Allright, shit...give me a sec...

OK. What you may not know about me, is that I also have a deep-ish sorta touchy-feely maybe jerk a tear kinda sentimental side that I don't let out to play very often. **if you don't believe me, you can suck aidsy monkey ass**  or  **drink a bowl of herpes (bows to JJ)**

Ahem. Back to my point. I thought that I would maybe wax poetic and shit, so here's some sweet, soulful sentiment for you.

"Your smart ass can come out to play with me anytime"

Shut up! I'm trying to be all deep and junk.

So here's a few words for you babe.  *waves to Rob*  

I carry your heart with me  by E. E. Cummings

I carry your heart with me  (i carry it in my heart)

I am never without it

(anywhere I go you go, my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling)

I fear no fate (for you are my fate, my sweet)

I want no world  (for beautiful you are my world, my true)

and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant

and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide

and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart)

I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart)

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson

I totes ganked this from Robsessed.

There was a star danced, and under that was I born. - William Shakespeare


Lots of love and gooey kisses, paddle spanks, boobie rubs and everything that birthdays are made of.


**STDs are not funny...if you have one. Otherwise they're hilarious**

Ride the train!!!!


  1. The sentiment and words are beautiful.

    e.e. CUMmings? subliminal smartass!

  2. @TT ~ Ahem. *coughs* E.E. Cummings...I couldn't resist! ;)

  3. Ahhhh you have a soft side..... how sweet... when do we get to see it?

    Love the post!


  4. Love it - i love me some e.e. (my dad insists i was named for him). Nice quotes and good ganking. ;)

    LMAO @ Kelly's comment.

  5. LMAO...e.e. cummings is actually one of my favorite poets. I can't remember the name of my favorite poem of his..I have to look his book when I get home...I'll email it to you. It too would have been appropriate for this post...that is if you were sleeping with RPattz.
    Great job!
    sniff sniff!
    xo J

  6. Ahh, that poem is beautiful! Cummings... get it? I bet you want cummings. Okay fine. I’ll behave in my comments. Good job mama!!

  7. Awesomesauce with a side of amazaballs.

  8. !!!!

    e e cummings is my favorite poet of ALL TIME. "since feeling is first" is my fave of his. :)

  9. OMFG, that's a really heart warming post E.

    Thanks for bringing up that bowl of herpes, I cracked up when I read at Twitarded a few days ago, but forgot to comment on it.

    Happy birthday Rob - It's already 13th here.

  10. LOL loves it
    And what birthday would be complete without a boobie rub!


  11. Beautifully said... in a totes smart assed being totes yourself way!

    Awesome post!!!! I am so LMAO right now.

  12. Completely funny and sweet all at the same time! I love that poem and the quote at the end...beautiful! Love it!


  13. What up with all the comments about your post? Your very first line said: That's right. It's personal yo. As in just between Rob and I. So deal.

    I can't believe those bitches read your shit meant just for Rob. Guess I love you more ;)


  14. I loved how Rob kept interrupting...
    And the "shut up" so reminded me of him saying "shut up" to Kristen and Ashley...


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