I know I said I'd be back and talk about some shit where I liken myself to a toilet, because I find a bowlful of similarities between myself and a commode. Seriously...some eerie similarities.
Umm, not exactly..
1)I need to be flushed. I can't have shit just hanging around stinking up the place.
2)I need to deal with the shit and then flush it away so I can start with a clean bowl.
3)I need to be scrubbed regularly.
5)I can be a relaxing place to release the bowels of of your inner being (emotionally...don't be gross).
6)I can take a lot of shit before I fucking overflow and ruin your goddamn day.
7)I don't swallow tampons so I wouldn't expect any other toilet to do so. Comraderie and all.
Dude. You're doing it wrong.
It's been 6 months since I busted out with anything.
Just seeing who's listening...