I BOUGHT A MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE AND SHIT!!!
"Thank gawd! I was starting to worry..."
I know, I've been an insufferable ass munch lately because I haven't been able to STFUCKU aboout my whole househunting headache. I only feel marginally sorry 'cuz ya know what??? Looking for a house IS A BITCH AND A HALF. Well, you can all breathe easy now because we found our new home!!!
Ummmmmm, I fucking wish.
I don't fucking think so.
Ahhhhhhhh....Home sweet motherfucking Home.
** The above is not really my house, but it's pretty fucking close...kinda.**
Anywhore...I just wanted to say a quick little something about me finally becoming an adult. It's scary shit. I'm nervous as fuck, and about to be in more debt than ever. But that's what peeps who are all growed up do right??? So, now the fun begins! I'll try not to stab a fucker as we go through inspections and paperwork and all the happy horseshit that is the delight of being a homeowner. I said I'll TRY not to stab a fucker...no guarantees.
"Eyyyyyy...you'll be fine E. Don't sweat it!"
So that's it for now, I'll keep you up. I know this whole post was about me, but...I'm a fucking self centered whore and I don't see anything wrong with that. I will be posting a major shout-out post very soon though. Stay tuned for that epicness!
A sincere thanks to all you snatchfaces who have encouraged me and let me spew crazy all over you while I'm going through this process! I love you more than Edward loves sneaking through Bella's window. Boobie rubs!!!