Sunday, April 4, 2010

I've been a naughty little Fic whore...

It's true. I usually pride myself on the amount of FanFic that I can consume in a week, but last week was Spring Break and fuck if it didn't stick it in and break it off. I hate to say it, but I have read absolutely NO Fic for several days now. **hangs head in shame**


"I feel so abandoned...come back to me E."


As my punishment, Domward has instructed me to be ready and waiting for him in his Playroom in 10 minutes. In the meantime, I thought I'd take a moment and list all the Fics that I am currently reading, some you will know (well maybe most, cuz I was so late to the orgy), but hopefully there will be some new shit for you to feast on. Here's some music to scroll by for your listening pleasure...and pleasure is the only thing that happens in my bed...er, blog.



I only have a few minutes before my reward punishment begins, so without further delay here's what Fics have been bending me over and making me scream. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have and show these authors the love they so deserve!


"You think you're going to enjoy this, you little slut?"

Without a doubt Master.


These are in no order of importance...



Master of the Universe by Snowqueens Icedragon ~ Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive, enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to the darkest realms of desire. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward.



Edward Wallbanger by feathers_mmmm ~ Bella moves into a fantastic apartment in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick...


The Training by tara sue me ~ Sequel to The Submissive and The Dominant. Edward and Bella embark on their new relationship, but who's training whom?


The University of Edward Masen by Sebastien Robichaud ~ Edward Masen is the selfish and brooding university professor; Bella Swan is his shy, but determined graduate student. Appearances can be deceiving. Have their paths crossed before? Rated M for good reason, all human, canon pairings, AU, OOC, ExB


Confessions of a Nanny by Melissa228 ~ Bella Swan accepts a job as a nanny for single father, Dr. Edward Cullen. Living under the same roof and Bella's seduction plans, leads these two into a whirlwind of pleasure and excitement.


This Hungry World by LolaShoes ~ Sequel to A Life Extraordinary. Love beyond sanity meets the real world, and both Bella and Edward struggle to find balance. How does forever look with your beloved when you want to own every second of every day? AU, Rated NC-17



The Trip Home by MsKathy ~ When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons. This is a story about a poly(amorous) trio. This means that there are sometimes moments where they all three have sex, sometimes BxJ, sometimes ExB, and sometimes ExJ.


The Anonymous Series by SinAndShame ~ A chance encounter leads to an odd attraction that develops into an addiction.
"There are so many things about this woman that fascinate me. She's beautiful. Classically beautiful at that. Intelligent. Articulate. Witty. She's everything any man could ever dream of or want. Except I don't even know her name."
Warnings: Lemons. Lots of lemons. Actually, more like Mike's Hard Lemonade. Mild D/s.


Tropic of Virgo by In_a_blue_bathrobe ~ He's a young but jaded keyboard player writing lyrics for his band, Breaking Dawn, and she's a naive and frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide on-line.
What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

**I just finished this story and if you are a music lover, you will enjoy the fuck out of this**




Emancipation Proclamation kharizzmatik ~ A/N: This story has been stuck inside my head for a long time, since before I ever even heard of Twilight. I adapted it to fit these gorgeous characters (in human form, of course) but it's definitely Alternate Universe and out of character for the most part. It'll be predominately Bella & Edward POV, and I must warn you in advance that there will be some violence, drugs, sex, illegal activities and all that other crazy stuff in it.



The Ascent Stoney G. Pumpkin ~ Strong willed and fiery Charli Littlecrow is not your average teenage girl. When her secret is uncovered by the hotheaded and tortured Jacob Black, her whole world is suddenly turned upside down.


The Canvas by Twiholic ~ Bella is a curator and in a serious relationship. When she meets a handsome artist, her life becomes one of confusion and anguish. Will she decide to go with the comfortable familiarity of her old lifestyle, or will she jeopardize it all for an adventure?


Buried Amongst the Begonias - by Durty Nelly ~ Why has Alice kept her best friend, Bella, away from her twin brother? What will happen when she finally meets him? Will Alice's warnings keep Bella way, or will she do something very stupid? AH, OOC, VERY SADISTIC DARK EDWARD, Rated MA ONLY for: sex, violence, rape, sadism, tourture and murder.


Call of Booty - by Stoney G Pumpkin and Poptarrts ~What happens when sex addicted Bella meets video gamer Edward?? Good shit, that's what!
**I couldn't locate the Author's summary...eeek**

There you go ladies...these are all stories that I am currently reading and enjoying the fuck out of!!!
Because I'm a total tool, I forgot to add a word in the link for The Ascent. It should read The Ascent by Stoney G Pumpkin, and Emancipation Proclamation is by kharizzmatik. Duh.

I've gotta run FAST!!! I have about 30 seconds to be in Master's playroom....wish me luck.
OH. One more thing....


Never forget who your Master is.


Till next time...
xoxo
E

17 comments:

  1. I am almost finished with Tropic of Virgo, and it is definitely one of my faves! I've read or story-alerted about half of these, so off I go to bookmark the rest! Thanks for the recs! I now officially have WAAAY too much to read.

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  2. These are all on my list but I haven't been able to get to them all, harumph. If only I could be independently wealthy and didn't have to work and I could just read Fan Fic all day, every day. Ahh to dream... the impossible dream.

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  3. @MB and @DD ~ Hai whores! I know most of these have been read, or have at least been heard of...I just thought I'd share what's pwning me right now, and hopefully reveal something new to someone!!

    Uh, BTW...my TBR list is officially in the hundreds. I love it!!! xoxo

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  4. Wow! With all these recs my bathroom may never get clean. Awsome list E!

    You fucking rock cocks! Mwah!

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  5. @SV ~ You rock my cocks...as you well know! xo

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  6. OMG! You are the first one of my bloggy besties who has said they are reading The Anonymous Series. Can I just say that I fucking love you right now?! I'm hoping that maybe you read it because I rec it any time someone asks me on a blog.

    MotU is next on my list, but with my son's baseball season in full swing, I have only read chapter updates for The Anonymous Series and The Family Business by suzspetals (not lemony, but superbly written; mystery feel).

    A big, slobbery mwah!

    Lisa

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  7. @E - You rock my Kazbah, always. This list is going to be my undoing. I've been reading This Hungry World already, and the rest will follow...shortly.

    Mwah's and wet kisses!

    vw: mumpe - In Jamaica, the men called me "mumpe" because I have big bizoobs. I didn't know what it meant until one of our guides told me. *blush*

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  8. Aro is right, it might as well be written across my forehead, "I'd rather be home reading fanfiction." (umm that's an EP ref, you got that right?)

    Will add a couple of these to my list! thanks!

    Are you reading the blessing and the curse? YOU would love that Edward! He doesn't play fair! He's cocky as hell! But oh man is he hot!

    Go roll your eyes at Fifty, Laters

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  9. @Lisa ~ I'm not sure, but I think I first heard of the anon series on one of the Twigasm podcasts...do you listen to them at all?? If not you should download them off of itunes. Those fucking hOOrs are the tits! The family business is on my list...I believe TK said that anyone who wasn't reading it is dead to her....eeek.

    @TMC ~ you can call me "mumpe" as well...I have huge knockers! glad you're lovin' Lola, she's amazing!

    @TT ~ EP is going to fucking kill me dead! MOTHERFUCK! That story should be published...
    The Blessing and the curse is also on my list.

    You all make my palms twitch...in a good way!

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  10. @E - I have have their podcasts on my iPod Touch and got caught up on them on vacation. Moi's voice is SO smexy!! Did you vote for their new name yet? I first heard about Anon on RAoR btw.

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  11. @Lisa ~ I voted about a bajillion times!!! I have listened to those podcasts so many times, I nearly have them memorized...
    I can't wait for the big reveal!!! xo

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  12. Awww..Spanks for the double shout out. I LURVE you for it. I am so busy writing I have a hard time keeping up with all of the fics. FiNikkity usually reads them and then tells me which ones I can't live w/o.

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  13. I'm such a fan fic delinquent. I need to catch up...big time. I have started quite a few of these, and many others I have not even heard of. Thanks for the recs! I have to check them out..have to.

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  14. @Stoney ~ Anytime! Plus, I have a feeling I'll be forever in your debt soon enough! :D

    @Mrs.P ~ I am learning that there is no such thing as "catching up"....I just try to stay afloat! xo

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  15. Holy shit, that's a huge list of fics! First, I must say I am more than honoured to find myself on the list as all these fantastic authors and stories.
    I'm a horrible fic reader, because I've stopped reading everything until I finish writing, even MOTU, even Cinderella story (not on this list). I just don't have the time. But once I'm finally finished, I will delve back into the world of fan fiction and devour all these stories like there's no tomorrow.

    Awesome choice of song. Absolutely adore PJ Harvey.

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  16. @!JellyBabes ~ Hey girly! I'm not very far into The Canvas, but I'm sucked in already! I am not fucking around when I say I read alot of fic...I just have been extra busy lately, and I'm behind on my updates now. grrrrrr.

    I'm glad you like the song! PJ is amazing right??? Glad to see ya round here! xoxo

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  17. Thanks for the list - I've wondered about the whole Begonia one - you've got about 3 or 4 on here that I haven't read but I'll add them for sure!

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