Thursday, April 22, 2010

Do I have to ACT like a fucking grown-up now???

I've got some BIG news my little slut cakes...

I BOUGHT A MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE AND SHIT!!!



"Thank gawd! I was starting to worry..."



I know, I've been an insufferable ass munch lately because I haven't been able to STFUCKU aboout my whole househunting headache. I only feel marginally sorry 'cuz ya know what??? Looking for a house IS A BITCH AND A HALF. Well, you can all breathe easy now because we found our new home!!!



Ummmmmm, I fucking wish.






I don't fucking think so.






Ahhhhhhhh....Home sweet motherfucking Home.






                      ** The above is not really my house, but it's pretty fucking close...kinda.**


Anywhore...I just wanted to say a quick little something about me finally becoming an adult. It's scary shit. I'm nervous as fuck, and about to be in more debt than ever. But that's what peeps who are all growed up do right??? So, now the fun begins! I'll try not to stab a fucker as we go through inspections and paperwork and all the happy horseshit that is the delight of being a homeowner. I said I'll TRY not to stab a fucker...no guarantees.







"Eyyyyyy...you'll be fine E. Don't sweat it!"



So that's it for now, I'll keep you up. I know this whole post was about me, but...I'm a fucking self centered whore and I don't see anything wrong with that. I will be posting a major shout-out post very soon though. Stay tuned for that epicness!

A sincere thanks to all you snatchfaces who have encouraged me and let me spew crazy all over you while I'm going through this process! I love you more than Edward loves sneaking through Bella's window. Boobie rubs!!!

Sparkle-on!
xoxo
E

25 comments:

  1. I was LMAO at the picture of the "shack"! Congrats! Glad the headache of house-hunting is finally behind you. What part of MN?

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  2. Congratulations! And hearing about you once in a while is good :o)

    Hope all the shitty paperworky stuff goes smoothly for you E xx

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  3. Isn't blogging automatically all about the blogger? :)

    I am sooooo happy for you!! Congratulations!!

    Welcome to the fun of house ownership. If you need anything, let me know. HUGS!!

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  4. Yeaaaaa and woo hoo squared! Happy you found your palace. Been listening to Sia non stop for about 24 hours. Soooo excited!!!

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  5. @Jen ~ St. Paul. We had to stay in the city limits in order for my son to be able to go to his school. That was one of the reasons it was a challenge!

    @DD ~ I guess you're right! I just don't normally like to hog the spotlight. I'm content with being invited to the partay!

    @Heather ~ GOOD! I cannot furking wait till Sat night!! I'm gonna tweet Sia's ass of before the show so hopefully she'll give me a shout-out!!!

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  6. @Heather - don't know if you'll make it back here, but it was really good to see you here!!!!!

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  7. WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!! Congrats to you and the whole Pantz fam!!!

    *looks around* Now I feel like an ass for all my self-centered posts. You're allowed one once in awhile, and in return I'll try to make one about something not-me, how's that? ;)

    Seriously, so happy for you! Growed-up = debt, thi much I know is true. Welcome to "adult"-hood, this is why they let us drink and swear and read porn! (Takes the edge off...)

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  8. Congrats! Enjoy the house and the debt - you've joined the rest of us :)

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  9. YES!!!!!!!!!! Way to go babe...make sure Mr. Pantz carries you over the threshold.

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  10. Yay congratulations to the Pantz family :)
    Here's to many happy years in your lovely new home xxx

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  11. I don't wanna grow up..I'm a toys r us kid...

    Contrats to you and the Pantzy one. I'm stoked for you both.

    Someday I'll come christen it Stoney style...beware.

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  12. I'm late to the party as per usual. I've been enjoying a RL anal plundering the past few days, er, years. Congrats! When is the housewarming? I'll bring wine. You might want to supply alcohol for the rest of the guests though. Dibs on the guest bed. You can even christen the kitchen when you make me French toast & fresh squeezed oj in the morning.

    In all seriousness, congrats. Don't get too stabby. At least hide the bodies well if you do.

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  13. Welcome to home ownership! Does this mean you are going to be all gardening and shit and not have bloggy time? I hope not! Weed..err, I mean weeds are a terrific part of nature so just let them grow!

    Congratulations!

    that's MrP to U: Trips to the Home Depot is your life now!

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  14. @TT - too true. That's why I am glad this is a house that has been flipped and the Big things, at least in the beginning, have been taken care of. It's the snow removal in the winter I'm most concerned about as far as being a pain in my ass. However, at least I have about 7 months before I have to deal with that. :)

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  15. Late to the party here to. E knows why. Maybe ill post a self-centered blog about it. Anyhoos...

    E I am so fucking happeeeeee for u guys! U deserve all the good stuff in life. Looking forward to seeing more pics of the new place. And hey, now u can go to Home Depot and NOT be a total wannabe. Oh the joy!

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  16. A new house! Squeeeeee! No, actually, ffffffuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk!!!!! that seems more appropriate here. Congrats!!

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  17. @All ~ Spanks very much for the love! Seriously, I'm scared shitless, but it makes me all gooey and shit just knowing that you twatwranglers have my back! I supah puffdaddy heart all of your faces. Fer realz. Deep loves. Muah!!!

    @TMC ~ Welcome backs hookah!!! Hugs and rubs and nipple pinches and all that...I know you like it rough!

    @Raitz ~ I said it before, I'll say it again...repeatedly. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!

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  18. @mr pantz and E-That sounds like 7 months to make friends with your neighbors with snowblowers.

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  19. Congrats on the new house! Saw pics on FB. It's a-freaking-dorable.

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  20. @TT ~ Snowblowers. Yes. That is my future. :]

    @Mox ~ It's pretty darn cute eh? Not fancy, but good for us! xo

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  21. That is AWESOME!! So happy for you.. welcome to grown up world.. now the real fun begins... and by grown up world I mean you still act like a kid... you just pay to do it :) First chance you get.. run around completely naked in your house.. it's the only way to truly make it yours! Trust me on this one :)

    XOXO

    Kelly

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  22. @Kelly ~ I promise you there will be plenty of running around nekkid!!! ;) xo

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  23. Congrats E! Maybe you can have a Twi-cave for all your Twi-stuff!

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