Scroll to this. I command you.
Oh holeeee hale it seems like I've been gone for fucking evuh! Golly gee whiz I sure have missed all you sweet little snatchypoos...you really mean alot to me. Truth. I've had an INTENSE life lately, and I'm ready to have some fucking laughs. How bout y'all??
This is my fucking life.
Looks cuddly right??? It's fucking not.
I wanna give a great big face hump to all my new
*waves to Raitz* It's all good in my hood. Do it. I dare you.
Avoid brown shoes. They are the Debil.
So I just need to fucking have a drink, a smoke (filterless cigarette anyone?) and a few laughs...ya know, lighten the fuck up. Dig?
Sweet...I have a 50/50 chance at immortality!!! Suck it non-smokers.
Just don't light up around Russian bears...they fuck your shit up.
Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle
Love and laughs.